Harry Wetherald

Harry Wetherald

Harry Wetherald is the CEO and Co-Founder of Maze.

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Vendor Really Wants You to Know How Much They Care About the Latest Big Name Vulnerability
Dec 11, 2025•

Vendor Really Wants You to Know How Much They Care About the Latest Big Name Vulnerability

Within 47 minutes of the React2Shell disclosure, SecureStack had already published three blog posts, two whitepapers, and a webinar invitation expressing deep concern for their customers' wellbeing. At least 58 other vendors helpfully noted that last month's Shai-Hulud protection package would need to be upgraded to a new tier for full coverage.

Security Engineer Finally Completes Homegrown SIEM, Only Took 12 Years and Three Divorces
Nov 7, 2025•

Security Engineer Finally Completes Homegrown SIEM, Only Took 12 Years and Three Divorces

Security engineer spends 12 years building custom SIEM instead of buying commercial solution, costs company $2.8M in salary alone, survives three divorces and four CISO resignations.

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