Dr. Zero Trust — creator of the ZTX Framework. Advisor, strategist, and keynote voice shaping Zero Trust adoption worldwide.
In a triumph for modern risk management, enterprises are now basing critical infrastructure protection on anonymous reviews from SDRs who have never actually logged into the product. Leaders praise the approach for eliminating tedious steps like "evaluating architecture" and "understanding what the tool does."
After exhausting all other options like 'thinking' and 'planning,' the cybersecurity industry has unveiled Project Budget Dump, a $4.6 billion initiative to help enterprises buy their way to security nirvana through the aggressive deployment of redundant platforms, poorly integrated dashboards, and duplicated functionality across multiple vendors. Early adopters proudly report running five CASBs, three EDRs, two SIEMs, and one prayer—because if you can't outthink the attacker, you can at least outspend them until your CFO starts asking uncomfortable questions about why you're still getting breached.