Nov 7, 2025•
Project Budget Dump: The Billion-Dollar Plan to Buy More Nothing, Faster
After exhausting all other options like 'thinking' and 'planning,' the cybersecurity industry has unveiled Project Budget Dump, a $4.6 billion initiative to help enterprises buy their way to security nirvana through the aggressive deployment of redundant platforms, poorly integrated dashboards, and duplicated functionality across multiple vendors. Early adopters proudly report running five CASBs, three EDRs, two SIEMs, and one prayer—because if you can't outthink the attacker, you can at least outspend them until your CFO starts asking uncomfortable questions about why you're still getting breached.