Tech investors poured $400 million into a family potato farm after Tuesday's executive order renamed Artificial Intelligence (AI) to Super Intelligence (SI).
Every vendor we spoke to described Mythos as unprecedented, before explaining that it reaffirms exactly what they've been building all along.
"I asked our SOC team what we could automate, and ChatGPT said 'everything,'" explained CEO Bill Vale, whose company just raised $120M to pivot from threat detection to what investors are calling "AI-driven insurance denial." The firm's new flagship product, MalGPT, helps customers understand attacker techniques by actually deploying them in production.
Crisis management consultant Derek Hastings successfully resolved a ransomware attack by mailing $340,000 in cash to Romania, explaining that his security training only warned about gift cards and Bitcoin. The ransomware group initially suspected a law enforcement trap before praising his "creativity and professionalism" in negotiations. Later a new training section titled "Approved Payment Methods for Cyber Extortion (There Are None)" was added.