Nov 7, 2025•
Security Team Declares "Screw It" after 847th Critical Vuln Turns out to be Some Obscure Library Nobody Uses
After the 847th “critical” vulnerability turned out to affect a library nobody’s used since 2019, Acme Corp’s security team finally snapped. The CISO declared “screw it,” shredded the compliance binder, and poured a “therapeutic amount” of whiskey — pioneering what analysts now call Vulnerability Fatigue Syndrome.