Adrian Jozwik

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Riot Breaks Out at Corporate Headquarters after Security Team Introduces “Shift Left”
Nov 11, 2025•

Riot Breaks Out at Corporate Headquarters after Security Team Introduces “Shift Left”

ACME Corp's engineering team staged an uprising Tuesday after security's new "shift left" initiative dumped 847 unvetted vulnerability tickets into their backlog before lunch. The riot was eventually quelled when someone unplugged the scanner.

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