Taylor Mowat

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Vulnerability Scanner Now Offers Discounts for Every Finding It Gets Wrong
Nov 13, 2025•

Vulnerability Scanner Now Offers Discounts for Every Finding It Gets Wrong

Vuln4U's new “accuracy-optional” pricing model now charges customers for every vulnerability it finds, then hands out even bigger credits for everything it gets wrong — effectively turning false positives into a highly lucrative rewards program. Early adopters report net-positive invoices after their scanner flagged a toaster and two office ferns as “critical infrastructure.” Investors say they’re fully supportive, noting the discounts will be funded by VC money “until reality intervenes.”

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