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CISO Discovers Entire Security Data Lake Can Be Summarized with Three Checkboxes
Nov 11, 2025•

CISO Discovers Entire Security Data Lake Can Be Summarized with Three Checkboxes

A Fortune 500 CISO discovered their 2.3 petabyte "cyber threat intelligence lake" can be completely replaced by three checkboxes: "Internet-facing," "Is Critical," and "Contains PII." Years of machine learning and behavioral scoring were instantly rendered obsolete by what one analyst called "a triumph of reductionism disguised as a pivot table."

CISO’s DIY AI Agent Project Excelling at Burning Money
Nov 11, 2025•

CISO’s DIY AI Agent Project Excelling at Burning Money

Project SmartSentinelAI++ successfully reduced incident response volume by 37% mostly by hallucinating Jira tickets for threats that don't exist. The $12,000/month initiative now depends entirely on Greg, a staff engineer on paternity leave who refers to the agents as "my children."

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