Nov 12, 2025•
CISO Finally Gets Rid of Log4j Nightmares After Two Years of Therapy
After spending $4.7 million on emergency remediation and waking up at 3 AM to patch his smart refrigerator, GlobalFreight Solutions CISO Marcus Weatherby has finally completed two years of specialized therapy to forget the words "Log4Shell" and "CVE-2021-44228." His therapist confirms the case was severe, noting that Weatherby would have panic attacks at the mere mention of "transitive dependency" and had to relearn comfort with the letter 'j' through gradual exposure therapy.Retry