Nov 14, 2025•
Vulnerability Scanner Now Sending Birthday Cards With Unpatched CVEs
"Another year older, another year of CVE-2019-8324 still in production!" reads one of the personalized birthday cards now being sent to security analysts by vulnerability scanner MyVulns, which automatically generates celebrations featuring timelines of vulnerabilities that remain unpatched since recipients started their jobs. The "Lifecycle Memories" feature includes pop-up sections showcasing analysts' top five "most persistent friends" in the vulnerability database, with premium subscribers receiving embossed cards where critical vulnerabilities are printed in what the company calls "anxiety red."