Ashley Pierre

Ashley Pierre

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Company pays staff not to leak data
Nov 26, 2025•

Company pays staff not to leak data

After a 42% phishing click rate and years of failed security training, BluePond Analytics canceled their $2.6M SIEM contract and started paying employees $1,200/month not to leak data instead.

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